Dang, can’t seem to find either hole…

This is an hommage to our new Irish friend Rowdy Dog who fears nothing. Of course, the little prick hasn’t met my T-Rex yet… who ain’t no dumb tigress on heat.

Isabelle suggested something: to have an article that would be a gallery of photos each person feels like posting.

They don’t need to be pictures you took yourself, they can be anything you found interesting.

I mean human population. The one that fucks everything up on earth.

Why do humans want to have more and more fucking babies?

Don’t we have enough fucking humans on this earth?

This article is a joint collaboration between me and WOM. She provided the pictures, I put the article and text together.

For those who don’t know, WOM stands for “Woman of Marseille”. She is one of my closest friends. She obviously lives in Marseille, which is the third largest city in France, after Paris and Lyon, with a population of 1.5 million without counting the suburbs.

This article is from Microdot.

It was alarming to me that I had never heard the claims that Chirac makes here before, but it’s not because it hadn’t been reported.

Ladies, gentlemen, grenouilles & cane toads,

It is my pleasure to present you with a collection of outstanding shots taken by our resident Photographer Extraordinaire, Mr. Politeness, who recently won the prestigious “Biggest Cunt of the Year” award.

I found a funny satire article which I’m putting here below.

But I first want to say that I have nothing at all against Michael Jackson. I like his music and dancing. I don’t care much about his personality, I think he was a very sick and traumatized man.

I received an email from WhyNot which he received from someone else. I looked at the article of the link and I feel like vomitting.

Europeans cell phones manufacturers are making cell phones with built-in spyware so that fascist states like Iran can track down everything you do with it.

Here is an article I found in EUobserver yesterday.

I thought it was interesting because only a few days ago there was a discussion about this on another thread.

I like EUobserver because they give me the impression of being very objective and non-partisan. I feel I can trust what they say.

Ok, because of something quite unusual which happened today, I feel compelled to share a few pictures of my surroudings.

The unusual thing was a beautiful horse roaming around lose on the main road. But more on this later

Here is another article from Nunya.

Here is another article by Nunya

Here is an article from Nunya I’m publishing for her. It is crossposted from her blog, which you can find by clicking on her name in any of her comments.

Hello everyone,

Thank you for those who were worried about my disappearance. No, no Christian assholes came to bash my French prostitute friend this time.

She and me went for a holiday and visited things. She has a car now. It was wonderful. I have seen some beautiful things.

I receive AI things like this every week.

This time I thought I’d say it here because she is an American/Iranian woman.

Since there are so many American people here, they might want to help this poor woman.

I don’t know what to think of NATO. Seems like a good concept. And yet, right now, there are 50,000 ppl around Strasbourg protesting against it and engaging in violent riots with the cops and turning the area into a near war zone.

So, what’s the story? Is NATO a good thing or not? Why is it such a big thing in this G-20 summit?

I just can’t understand that because banks, stock market and other assholes screw everybody and fuck everything up, the governments lick their asses and suck their cocks and give them trillions of euros so that they can carry on.

There have been many things lately that have made me want to kick the furniture.

It takes time to find out about them in enough details.

For now, here are just a few:

Several ppl have emailed me saying their comments just won’t post. Here is a workaround which works most of the time:

(This article is from TLGK).

Here is an article I’m publishing on behalf of Batboy.

I’ve had the last 2 weeks off work and have taken advantage of the free time to catch up on a lot of films I’ve been meaning to see.

I have a dream

With Obama becoming the new president of the United States, it seems a fitting occasion for everyone, American or not, to remember Martin Luther King’s famous speech “I have a dream“.

Martin Luther King delivered this speech on 28 August 1963 at the Lincoln Memorial in Wahington, DC.

Here it is below, courtesy of TLGK who e-mailed it to me.

Gigolo

I am sorry to publish something that might at first seem just a petty personal matter.

The reason I indulge is that I believe it reflects something much broader than my personal conflict with Jeanette.

Trying not to bore you to tears, here is the story line in a nutshell:

Israel = Nazi

Yes I know, it’s been used before, but it was a Western lie.

But now I am saying it, and I mean just that.

The situation in middle East is so disgusting, I want to vomit.

How does that government of Israel dare crying wolf about the holocaust every week? They do holocaust day after day for tens of years.

Poor guy. At least he won’t be walking around barefoot in a hurry.

What a fitting farewell for the N°1 asshole in the world.

Photo graciously supplied to me by Valérie (you know, the lazy scumbag bitch who lives on Pont St Michael in Paris, lol).

This is so lovely. I’ll make this a post of TLGK because everything here except the last picture is from an email he sent me via WhyNot, and it is just such a lovely thought.

It’s about animals, how strange they may seem to look sometimes, and how much there is diversity and beauty in this world. Thank you again TLGK, I don’t know what to say. I think you’re a nice man. Thank you.

This is a very interesting topic. Maybe you don’t think it is but wait till it happens to you.

I don’t know how to say it best. So, look at the picture and then tell me.

Does your computer do the same thing to you?

Eric Clapton

Twice upon a time in the valley of the tears
The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn’t that be nice?
[…]

Janet Jackson’s ass

Someone requested a new article. Don’t know if the other publishing members are as lazy as I am, but I’m having trouble finding something really exciting to post about.

Don’t forget anyone interested in publishing something dear to their heart can email me their suggestion, and I’ll publish it on their behalf.

Till such moment arrives, here is another deep and meaningful article. All this talk about Yo Mama fat asses kind of inspired me.

Yo Mama

(Article published on behalf of Microdot)

He posted a comment that is filled with out right lies and distorted factoids that are repeated over and over again by people who would rather believe rumors and hate filled emails than bother to find out the truth. Let’s face it, for many people, the truth is an inconvenient detail that gets in the way of hate.

Most Americans celebrate Obama’s victory and the demonstrations of happiness in USA must have been televized in the whole world.

I thought it would be nice if the celebrations of happiness happening in other parts of the world were known also. I invite everyone from every corner of this planet to share what it’s like in their home country.

For my part, I don’t know what it’s like in my home country, but since I live in Europe now, I want to share what is happening here.

All the way from under the Eiffel Tower, written while riding a swan on the pond, here is an article by Valérie:

It’s me Valérie. It feels strange that I’ve written all this and I have no idea what it is going to look like. LOL.

This is about life and death, and in particular about abortion versus other occurences of life ending prematuraly.

I asked Whynot to help me with my English because this is my very first post and I want to make sure it is undertandable, so if isn’t right, blame him, LOL.

Neige - up to no good

No wonder all pot plants die around here.

All it takes is one pussy.

If you have 7 officially resident ones (plus 3 squatters), then all in-door vegetal wildlife is in mortal peril.

Here is how it works: take a look at Neige in action.

Capitalist fuck up. What’s new?

Isn’t it ironical that banks, the ultimate symbol of the capitalist model, have to be frantically nationalized by western governments in order to save their countries from total financial implosion?

So much for the claim by supporters of private industry that it is so much better than public enterprises and that it is the only way to go.

Ok, something pisses me off here. I read and re-read this EU report.

Some things, ok, I can stomach, others I think “fuck this you ignorant pigs”. And not just WHITE MALE PIGS. I am beginning to think WHITE FEMALE PIGS are even worse species.

You read this and tell me what you think. I’ll tell you what I think at the end.

Sarah Palin

This woman has gone gaga in the head and needs to be committed to the madhouse ASAP.

She now says going to war with Russia is an option.

Oh boy, aren’t we Europeans looking forward to a US/Russia WW3 taking place… guess where… you got it, in OUR fucking backyard.

Magpie

I read some interesting and beautiful things about nature lately.

I am tired of humans for now, they give me the shits, they fuck everything up, if only they could all destroy each other it would be wonderful. I am sure all the animals and plants on this planet would agree with me.

I hope these quotes and pictures warm your heart.

Why does this Berlusconi asshole remind me of fascist pig Putin back at home in Russia?

I know little about history but enough to understand about Hitler and Mussolini. I know now about Putin and his puppet president, I know about him for a long time. He fucked my family and friends.

Prague-Washington deal

Nice one.

Belligerent Russia is threatening military retaliation over US proposals to plant anti-missiles in Europe.

I guess it means we’re gonna get bombed from both sides. Haven’t these 2 clowns (Bush and Putin) better things to do? You know, like fix rampant poverty and other domestic issues?

Fish dick

This guy is in trouble.

I find it strange that some guys don’t realize a stinky penis is very off-putting for a woman.

What is the problem with using soap and water? We women do that with our vaginas, why can’t you men do it with your dicks?

Drunk as a skunk

DUI stands for “Driving Under the Influence (of alcohol)”.

As stated in Wikipedia, it is a CRIME in most countries around the world.

I got caught, therefore I’m a criminal according to fucked French law.

So bad is the negative stigma attached to it that even I, who usually don’t care stripping myself naked, took a month to reveal it publicly. No doubt Barb, Jeanette and Mad CAO will have a field day gloating over it.

I am an IT guy.

By extension, that means naturally lazy.

Therefore I will provide this fancy link that says it for me:

This is an Amnesty International report I received in my email.

It is disgusting. What is the problem with you people that you behave like savages when you have so much wealth?

I am so violent, I am told, I go for my machine gun and kick boxing, I am such a Russian bitch who gets physical, but what do you Americans do?

World food crisis

I just watched a 2008 Canadian documentary. It just came out. The first half is about the food crisis in the world and the second half is about the horror in Burma.

More than a hundred million people are facing death by starvation. Because this crisis is not as graphically spectacular as catastophes like tsunamis or earthquake, it is easily ignored by people in the West, and this why the documentary calls it the Silent Tsunami.

Roumanian child

Here is an article I’m posting on behalf of WOM (Woman of Marseille).

Association Valentina

Soha

What an extraordinary woman & singer.

Microdot, Mr P and other musicians, listen to her - you’re gonna fall on your asses.

Stiletto, I dedicate this to you. Because this woman not only represents rebellion on a grand scale, but she defies all taboos - especially considering her ethnic origins.

Seagull - Goeland

I chose the title of this article as an homage to one of the greatest writers ever, the American Nobel Prize winner John Steinbeck, and to the first book I read by him - named “Of mice and men“.

My story is of course not in the league of literary quality of what John Steinbeck writes, but it is still an interesting case study about men. By “Men” I mean human beings, i.e. both men and women.

Chinese capitalism

Here is why I want to kill humans so badly and eradicate the entire species.

This is the most horrible video clip I have ever seen. WhyNot sent me an email Monaco Girl sent him. I could not watch more than 20 seconds of the video and I started vomiting.

Please take a look at the website to see what you can do to help this stop now. For my part I want to go back to Russia, borrow machine guns and rocket launchers and blow up all the capitalist businessmen in China.

Goodbye

Here is an article posted on behalf of Monaco Girl.

It is about her long work experience in helping very old people live the rest of their lives and die - with care and in dignity.

Very hard, demanding and heart wrenching work which makes a joke of all those do-gooder lunatic born-again Christians dancing and singing in church every Sunday praising the lord and congratulating themselves how much they give to charity.

Bush vetoes anti-torture law

Here is an article I received from Amnesty International, the USA branch.

I joined that organization not long ago on WhyNot’s persuasion, and I think christian jesus lovers in the USA would maybe find this inspiring.

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