Friday 07 Nov 2008 at 7:15 am (GMT+01)
Most Americans celebrate Obama’s victory and the demonstrations of happiness in USA must have been televised in the whole world.
I thought it would be nice if the celebrations of happiness happening in other parts of the world were known also. I invite everyone from every corner of this planet to share what it’s like in their home country.
For my part, I don’t know what it’s like in my home country, but since I live in Europe now, I want to share what is happening here. Here are a few things I found. I didn’t quote the entire things because they are very long.
All-night parties cheer Obama in EU capital
EUOBSERVER / BRUSSELS - EU officials, expats working for the European headquarters of multinational firms, Erasmus students and locals from every quarter of the Belgian capital partied on Tuesday night (4 November) in anticipation of a victory for Barack Obama in the US presidential vote.
Over 2,000 US expats and other international workers crammed into the Brussels Renaissance hotel down the road from the European Parliament for a party organised by the American Chamber of Commerce Belgium and the local chapters of Democrats Abroad and Republicans Abroad. The crowd celebrated as results came in on the huge screens through the night, despite the time zone difference.
The organisers set up a debate between representatives of the Republicans and Democrats. But the audience was clearly in favour of senator Barack Obama, who won 93 percent of the votes cast at a straw poll at the event, with only seven percent favouring his Republican rival, John McCain.
To Matt Graves, a 37-year-old French-speaking Texan who has lived in Belgium for 14 years, the election of senator Obama was a dream come true. Proudly wearing his cowboy hat with the inscription “Texans for Obama,” Mr Graves told EUobserver that his home state is not all “red,” despite the Texas end result coming out in favour of senator McCain.
“These are historical elections, it’s absolutely amazing,” he said, convinced that the new president will “greatly improve” relations with the European Union.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town
Across the city from the European quarter, outside the cafe at the Maison du Peuple [the people’s house] - bedecked in red-white-and-blue bunting and red-white-and-blue Obama posters - a raucous crowd was trying to get into an election party hosted by the Party of European Socialists.
If there was a single McCain supporter amongst the gathered hipsters and immigrants in the student-heavy and working-class neighbourhood of St Gilles, he made himself well-disguised.
The square stretching out from the cafe, built as a house of working class self-education for Belgian trade unionists in the last century, was more packed than could ever be likely for any domestic election.
Zach Ellis, a young backpacker from New York happened across the event having not long got off the train in Brussels, and was dumbstruck that so many Belgians were paying attention to the election.
“It’s awesome - the energy, the sympathy of the people in the street. They want somebody who’s committed to ending our wars overseas - wars I don’t want to fight in.”
His new European friend, Martti Kaartinen, a “stagaire” with the Yehudi Menuhin Foundation, said he found out about the party via the internet, adding that the campuses of the francophone Universite Libre de Bruxelles and the Dutch-speaking Vrije Universiteit Brussel were covered in Obama posters.
“All of Europe is behind Obama. He’s going to bring back some of the good things we think of about America,” he said, while also preparing to be disappointed. “People here see him as a kind of European, but he’s an American really, and a politician. Democrats have started wars as well.”
Julio Diankenda, who moved to Belgium from the Congo when he was three, said he thought of Obama as a great symbol of hope for immigrants both in the US and in Europe.
“He tells people in Africa they can come from immigrant backgrounds and even be president. That’s important for people to recognise here in Europe too.”
European socialists roll out red carpet
Midway through the evening, it was time for the politicians to arrive, slicing their way through the crowds. Elio di Rupo, the president of the Walloon Socialists, was quick to say that Barack Obama was the choice of Belgium and of Europe.
“Obama is the sole candidate that is in accord with Europe. On the financial crisis, climate change - all the essential elements, his is a progressive programme, a humane discourse that is in accord with the grand ensemble of Europe.”
He admitted that there were differences between a European Socialist view of the world and that of a free-market American Democrat, however. “We can’t demand that he agree 100 percent with Europe. The reality is different in the United States.”
His colleague, Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, the president of the European Socialists, agreed that despite ideological differences, Mr Obama was the preferred candidate of the left in the European Parliament.
“The United States is not the same type of welfare state as we have here in Europe, but what is clear is that the overall vision is the same as Socialists, as Europeans,” he said.
“[He believes] that the people come first and shouldn’t pay for the mistakes of the better off whether in Wall Street or Frankfurt, that markets cannot do it all any longer on their own.”
This next one is interesting because it shows that in EU, politicians have to get off their asses and learn something from Obama.
The motivation for millions of Americans
is the hope of change, something the
European Parliament cannot deliver.European lessons from the web-victory of Obama 08
EUOBSERVER / ANALYSIS - The American presidential election today will go down in history as the first where the internet was used for all it is worth. As many as 20 million Americans have voted even before ballot boxes open on Tuesday (4 November), and voter turnout is expected to end up higher than in decades.
Of course, many African-Americans are extraordinarily motivated to vote by the possibility of having a black man elected president of the world’s most powerful nation.
“I never thought I would live to see something like this happening,” one elderly black woman told me when I was walking the streets of Laconia in New Hampshire last week with students who were canvassing for Mr Obama.
In some areas, voters have had to wait up to nine hours to cast their ballot, with many being brought into the political process for the first time. Many people in the US are on a mission today.
How did it happen, how did Mr Obama succeed in activating people to such an extent? What could the European Union, fighting to win the attention of its own citizens in upcoming European elections learn from their American cousins?
One reason for the American electoral success is the very clever use of new media and computer technology to support the election process. The websites of the presidential candidates have become the key hub for the release of all major news in the campaigns.
Information was no longer being announced via press conferences and then broadcasted by the media, but directly released to the public via the websites: www.barackobama.com and www.johnmccain.com
Using the internet
In particular the Obama campaign has succeeded in using the internet to organise supporters and to reach voters who no longer rely primarily on information from traditional newspapers and television.
The tools ranged from online video service YouTube, which did not exist in the last election in 2004, blogs, and even SMS messages reminding people to vote or offering them a lift if needed.
The Obama campaign also benefited from the so-called Long Tail effect of the web, and raised more campaign cash than anyone before with almost half of the money coming from people donating $200 or less.
A central database was built with information on most households in the US, including information about the number of people in each family, age, sex and willingness to support the campaign of Obama.
Most of this info was gathered by volunteers walking from house to house, knocking on peoples doors while armed with a canvass tally sheet.
“Hi, is Mr Sullivan available? My name is Liz Sealock and I’m a volunteer talking to voters about Barack Obama. How are you today?”
Back in the campaign office, results from every single house-hold visited was typed carefully into the central database: The man in Pleasant Street is a solid McCain supporter but his wife leaning towards Obama.
“This is her mobile phone number? Would she like a yard sign for her garden? Would she want to be contacted again? Would she want to make a donation?”
If nobody was found at home, that would be noted down too – and the house visited again some other day. The canvassing teams were carefully instructed to act appropriately and respectfully. Identifying a clear-cut McCain voter would be just as important as meeting an Obama supporter, but the sales pitch would change.
Back in the campaign office, the canvassing students would check the latest news on the elections: visiting websites such as Huffington Post, a news service build entirely on user-generated content, and poll analysis blog Five Thirty Eight.
Five Thirty Eight, named after the number of votes in the electoral college that formally elects the American president, was established by a baseball statistician who has instead of gathering baseball statistics, been systematically collating and analysing polls ahead of the elections.
The site also includes good tips on betting in relation to the elections.
European elections
Struggling to gain the attention of its citizens, the European Parliament is at great risk of seeing another turnout below 40 percent in the upcoming 2009 elections.
What could Europe learn from the 2008 American elections? First of all, the detailed registration of people’s political opinions would not be legal under European data law.
Additionally, the motivation for millions of Americans is the hope of change, something the European Parliament cannot deliver, no matter how many Europeans go and vote.
The European Parliament is not in charge of presenting laws, only capable of influencing them. And Europeans are not asked to deliver an opinion on the election of their president of the European Commission. Real passion about European affairs has only been seen in the three referendums on the Constitution and Lisbon Treaty, but as they resulted in No votes, they have hardly been taken note of as models for participation.
It will take more than an Obama 08 campaign to make European elections into a real act of democratic decision-making - something that European citizens could actually get passionate about.
I really hope that Obama will do at least in part what he hopes to do. I think everybody knows that he inherits the worst shit left by any other American president, everything has been fucked in the ass by Bush, and so it will be some time, like he says himself, that things will be fixed. For the American people, I hope he manages to find the 33 billion dollars to make America’s health system a thing of everyday like here in Europe, instead of being a joke like a third world country and having 45 million people with no health care cover.
If that idiot Bush managed to find nearly 1000 billion dollars to go murder hundreds of thousands of Iraquis, surely, 33 billion dollars to keep the health of the citizens of USA is a lot more important and a lot cheaper.
But this is your problem, Americans, and I wish you all the best. For me, selfishly, I hope Obama cleans the big shit Bush has spread everywhere in the world. One thing for instance, Obama could tell Bush to go plant his anti-missile missiles in his fucking backyard instead of here in EU, because the Russian government is getting more and more fucked off with it - here is another quote:
Russian threat
Moscow has renewed its threat to aim rockets at Europe over US missile shield plans
Moscow has renewed its threat to deploy Iskander missiles in Kaliningrad - the Russian enclave between Lithuania and Poland - in response to US plans to place components of a missile shield in central Europe.
“What we’ve had to deal with in the last few years - the construction of a global missile defence system, the encirclement of Russia by military blocs, unrestrained NATO enlargement …The impression is we are being tested to the limit,” Russian president Dmitry Medvedev said on Russian TV.
I don’t know Putin, but I know what he is capable of because I have seen it with my own eyes.
If I was still living there I wouldn’t care so much, but I’m in Europe now, and I don’t see why we should be threatened to be blown off the planet because 2 warmongers Bush and Putin want to throw bombs at each other with us in the middle.
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It is good to see this wave of hope and enthusiasm all over the world. I heard on TV last night that the Iranian president congratulated Obama too. I think it is time that the gloom and disasters that Bush has spread everywhere on earth goes away.
And I am going to have so much fun tonight, I bet we will make even more merry in Paris than in Brussels, LOL!
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PS: what does “Добро пожаловать” mean? Is it chechenyan?
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Stilletto, thanks for sharing these articles with us. I have been getting pictures from friends form all over the USA. I had a very good friend who was in the crowd in Chicago. There were over 250,000 there and he said he had never experienced anything like it in a crowd before. I got a number of pictures from Times Square shot by a friend who is a famous photographer.
Here in La Sechere, I fell asleep at 2am and my wife woke me up at 5:30 to tell me that Obama was elected and I came downstairs to watch the speeches. So many people with tears of joy…When I saw Jesse jackson crying, I lost it!
Obama has to start working from the outset, he gets no vacation. Yesterday, Russia very pointedly stated that it was placing missles near the Polish border in a very obvious attempt to get an American reaction adn manipul;ate the situatiuon because of Obama’s election.
Of course, the knee jerk conservative press reaction was to immediately blame the election of Obama for the Russian move. Well, of course it was the election of Obama that prompted this move by the Russians…they are exploiting every advantage they have in promoting what they percieve as their interest.
The Russian move is in reaction to years of Bush Administration aggressive posturing with missle defense and radars aimed at Russia. We have to deal with almost a decade of horrible mistakes in our relationship with the rest of the world.! Nothing will be easy and in America, there will be continual propagandistic spin from the conservative press. This will only make it more difficult because the conservative press does more than just criticize, they foster hate. The conservatives already have at least 25 Impeach President Barack Hussein Obama websites up. -
Paul Simon wrote:
“We come on the ship they call the Mayflower
We come on the ship that sailed the moon
We come in the age’s most uncertain hours
And sing an American tune
Oh andt it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright,
You can’t be forever blessed.
Still tomorrow’s going to another working day,
And I just trying to get some rest
That’s all, I’m trying to get some rest”Well, once again it’s morning in America. And as Stiletto pointed out, it’s time to get to work.
But I am reminded of that four letter word that encapsulates and personifies the American experience and I have hope even if I am not transfused w/ it. That four letter word will see us through.Regards.
The Loop Garoo Kid
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It’s hard to describe the release from 8 years of hell, that Obama’s election represents. The world economic paradigm however has forever changed. America is headed for second world status in the next decade and one suspects that Obama’s hand on the tiller will not really change much. At least he can speak English and is not an embarrassing fool like Bush!
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Valérie,
“what does “Добро пожаловать” mean? Is it chechenyan?”
No, it’s russian, and it means “welcome”. I had to learn russian at school but I try hard to forget most of it. I also try to forget my chechen. It’s all bad memories.
TLGK,
“That four letter word will see us through.”
I wonder what word that could be, lol.
Mandt,
“At least he can speak English and is not an embarrassing fool like Bush!”
Lol, Bush speaks better English than me, but I have an excuse, and even several. But it’s true that I have a bit of trouble understanding Bush, but Obama, I understood him easily. But that is not important, I think.
“America is headed for second world status in the next decade and one suspects that Obama’s hand on the tiller will not really change much.”
What do you mean by this?
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Stiletto,
“I had to learn russian at school but I try hard to forget most of it. I also try to forget my chechen. It’s all bad memories.”
If I understand correctly, you are from Chechnya, right? And Chechen and Russian are different languages, so you speak (or spoke) both? You English is very good, quite colorful I could say, and I have seen you write in French as well.
I think you can well afford to say “but I have an excuse, and even several” when referring to Bush’s doubtful English. As far as I know he doesn’t speak anything else. Murkin and Nukelar, lol.
Why are you trying to forget your languages of origin? It seems a pity to be so multilingual and purposely reduce the extent of this gift. Do you not feel any attachment for your place of birth? Where did you spend your childhood? There or in Europe? This sounds very sad to me, I could never imagine leaving my roots and wanting to forget everything about it.
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Stiletto,
“If that idiot Bush managed to find nearly 1000 billion dollars to go murder hundreds of thousands of Iraquis, surely, 33 billion dollars to keep the health of the citizens of USA is a lot more important and a lot cheaper.”
Good point. Why we spend so much money on armament, defense, and wars is something I can’t really understand. Global war now seems to be in the form of small scale attacks, such as 9/11. Osama didn’t have to spend 1000 billion dollars to make 4 planes crash into 3 buildings. What use are ICBMs against terrorist attacks?
Health care IS a major preoccupation here in the States and nobody seems to agree how it should be handled. There is a great fear that a European style universal health care would be non-American in that in takes away the choice of what each individual wants, and as well, would cost the nation a lot of money.
I don’t know how things work exactly in Europe and if it’s really better than here, but I agree that it is not acceptable to have 15% of the population with no health coverage. My parents are not rich, and because they don’t work for a big company they don’t have health covered by an employer’s deal with health insurances. They pay a lot of money for not very much coverage.
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I’m sure Jeanette will find a way to tell us more about her classy George W. (Weiner) Bush…
I am still in awe of the magnificently mush brained prose she managed to dredge up from the backed up septic tank of her brain. I can’t wait to hear more from her on this amazing subject.On the other hand, regarding mandts comment on the reduced status of America, I would like to opine that I believe we are living through a bottleneck period of economic and social evolution.
Things change faster than we can comprehend them. The economic meltdown wasn’t just the banks, obviously, it is the culmination of an industrial nation that hasn’t yet made changes to move into the new world of technologies of the future.
The 90’s had the false idea that outsourcing was somehow the new way forward. Of course, it was another exploitative dead end which made piles of money for the rich, but disenfrachised and destroyed the middle class.
I believe that the elecxtion of Barack Hussein Obama is the beginning of new ways to deal with the future, we will create and exploit the new technologies and create new industries based on the needs of our new energy concious world. The need to fight global warming and save our environment, instead of being seen as a cripplin g factor to the economy will become a source of new wealth, jobs and economic regrowth.
This just isn’t America, it is Europe and the rest of the world. What is happening now is a wake up call akin to having the cieling fall in…
This isn’t the end of America as an economic giant and leader, this is the chance to reeally lead into a new era of prosperity and rapidly evolve from a rusting metal giant to something more green and flexible. To do this, takes aother way of thinking and we have the blocks in place to begin again! -
when do they change the name of the usa to the Islamic republic of america ?
When do they put on the money, in ALLAH WE TRUST ?
Why doesnt obama campaign answers charges they took millions in untraceble donations from pre paid credit cards.
Why does obama refuse to answer real questions about his birth certificate ?
Yet obama talks of hope but offers nothing as per details of his programs.
Why are all his records at schools sealed shut and gag orders have been issued to the schools.
Why did 15,000 dead people donate money to his campaign.
All you chicken shit , socialist , left wing liberals, wake up, obama is nothing more then the second coming of Carter.
An yet for all the illegals , he wants to give them all papers immediately, just think bin ladens of the world can get immediate drivers permits and ssn numbers. He has admitted this in a primary debat with the other then democrat candidates, check it out .
When will Louis Farakan, the head of the nation of islam , be at the white house for his sleep over.
How can you go wrong when a political party has a jack ass as it icon.
Why should upper middle class , who have worked hard to have some luxuries in life be forced to give them up to pay for his social programs, because lazy blacks would rather sit on there ass and eat KFC and smoke dope.
This obama is doing the greatest con job in the world on the america people and the liberal left wing socialist press is just sucking his dick about it.
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Steve,
I am interested in what you say because as you notice, most visitors here seem to lean towards the left - at least what we call the left in the States - and I am interested in hearing all points of view.
However, not all of them do (lean left), so you might want to review your sweeping statement “All you chicken shit , socialist , left wing liberals, wake up“.
You make some potent accusations against Obama. Do you have any evidence to substantiate them?
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Steve,
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I am NOT one bit interested in what Steve has to ’say’ about the Obama win. Not one bit. Nada. Nyet. Gar nichts. Non.
I have listened to these blokes for 8 LONG and MISERABLE years. They are gutter-snipe ideologues who espouse the Karl Rovian tactics of divisiveness. Nasty people. Just ugly.
They have no clue what ‘governance’ is all about. It is obvious that, if they supported 8 years of Bush and then McCain/Palin, then they either are totally clueless about governance or are anarchists.
Just look at the slime that Steve posted. Absolute slime which is exactly what Rovian tactics are all about. Slime, raise doubt, divide and conquer, except this time, it didn’t work. Sixty-five million American voters saw through it all. At last, they ‘got it.’ They finally realized that the junta which now holds the Republican Party hostage wants no part of ‘governance’ at all. No regulations, no watch-dog police, nothing to stand in the way of business greed and power.
Either Steve is totally ignorant of this fact, or he is one of the perpetrator of this ‘policy’ which pretends to be ‘governance.’
I’d like him to explain which of the two he is.
Steve- which are you, ignorant or a perp?
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Mud_rake,
“I am NOT one bit interested in what Steve has to ’say’ about the Obama win. Not one bit. Nada. Nyet. Gar nichts. Non.”
No wait, Isabelle is right, let’s hear what proof this racist asshole has in his pocket.
Steve,
“Why should upper middle class , who have worked hard to have some luxuries in life be forced to give them up to pay for his social programs, because lazy blacks would rather sit on there ass and eat KFC and smoke dope.”
Are you an upper middle class racist asshole? I don’t know if Obama wants to use Carter’s policies as a model, but what is the problem if he was? Hasn’t Jimmy Carter obtained a Nobel Prize? He must not have been an ignorant idiot like Bush or McCain, do you not think so?
You say “when do they change the name of the usa to the Islamic republic of america ?“. Does it mean you are not only racist but one of those born again intolerant christians who think only their religion should be allowed? Also, why your statement? Is Obama not a christian?
Like Isabelle says, you waffle a lot, but don’t have any proof to back your insults. Is this representative of the American Right?
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Okay. Which one of you left the attic unlocked and allowed Uncle Steve access to the computer? You know he’s only allowed out for Sunday dinner and then only strict superevision.
Stiletto,
There are many four letter words in English that can be said on the radio. The one to which I referrred, that embodies the American experience and that will see us through is “jazz.”
Later.
The Loopp Garoo Kid
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While we celebrate the ‘Change’ in America, many of us are all too aware that popular Propositions 2 & 8 vigorously deny millions of Americans civil rights and equality under Constitutional law. Worse, it would deny GLBT peoples basis humanity. So while celebrating the magic of Obama know that the American Apartheid is alive and well. My, but aren’t those Christians good haters.
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Mandt,
What are “Propositions 2 & 8″, “GLBT” and what “Apartheid” is there?
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mandt- you should see the Fundamentalist blogs[barb] light up with oh-so righteous Biblical discussion of gay marriage. Great stuff!!
Stiletto- they were anti-gay marriage laws passed by California. GLBT= gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered
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First apologize for bad English and spelling, but the opinion of Steve provoked me to get involved. I come second coming near you and the beginning of the end? I am from Bulgaria. Many famous people were born in our country. It is incredibly beautiful, and unfortunately there is still no democracy, although membership in the European Union.
While such statements as Steve, the world will go back. Let’s not forget what heritage and how issues of global significance remain heritage of Bush’s Cabinet. The war in Iraq and Afghanistan, economic crisis and distrust among people.
World believe Obama because I see it only politician Obama, a man Obama, one of them. Certainly the first provocation on the part of Russia is a fact, now he must show his qualities of the person diplomat and strategist. -
when do they change the name of the usa to the Islamic republic of america ?
…uhh, I don’t know exactly when, I have to get back to Ben Ladin on that , but I think it’s a week from next Wednesday…
When do they put on the money, in ALLAH WE TRUST ?
…Ten years ago, Steve, the last time you saw a real dollar bill, if you look closely, Steve, all the money you have in your wallet says Milton Bradley….
Why doesnt obama campaign answers charges they took millions in untraceble donations from pre paid credit cards.
….Because it was all from your Visa Card, Steve…the liberals hacked into your account…Geez, are you going to plotz when you get the bill!
Why does obama refuse to answer real questions about his birth certificate ?
….Because he doesn’t want to implicate Yo Mama!
Yet obama talks of hope but offers nothing as per details of his programs.
….that’s because he was hoping you were listening, but I guess you are totally hopelesss….
Why are all his records at schools sealed shut and gag orders have been issued to the schools.
….let me ask you this, Steve, what are those little black things with nasty lobsterlike pincers crawling out of your crack pipe…look closer…you mean you don’t see them? Oh my god, it’s too late!
Why did 15,000 dead people donate money to his campaign.
…because they had nothing better to do.
All you chicken shit , socialist , left wing liberals, wake up, obama is nothing more then the second coming of Carter.
…the second coming of Carter? I guess Yo Momma got there first!
An yet for all the illegals , he wants to give them all papers immediately, just think bin ladens of the world can get immediate drivers permits and ssn numbers. He has admitted this in a primary debat with the other then democrat candidates, check it out .
….And they are all coming to over to Yo Mama’s house and she might make enough this time to pay the rent!
When will Louis Farakan, the head of the nation of islam , be at the white house for his sleep over.
….when Yo Mama sets up shop in the Lincoln Bedroom.
How can you go wrong when a political party has a jack ass as it icon.
….When will you get your head unstuck from the republican party elephants asshole?
Why should upper middle class , who have worked hard to have some luxuries in life be forced to give them up to pay for his social programs, because lazy blacks would rather sit on there ass and eat KFC and smoke dope.
…whaaa??? …wake up and get to work, whitie, I ordered the colonels super value meal with a side of gravy and biscuits, suckah!
This obama is doing the greatest con job in the world on the america people and the liberal left wing socialist press is just sucking his dick about it.
…After Yo Momma does it fo’ free!
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Just a preview of the 4th track of my upcoming solo project “Exploding Universe”.
Available by special request from this site only. Quantities are limited. This one is titled “Steve Mama behind have so much cellulite, it look like a sack full of kittens In D major mother fucker”.Disheveled, chained to stone
Flailed body bound visibly broken
Eyes sunken, swollen in their sockets
Flesh rots in shackles of lies
Stones worn smooth, hatred of ages
Cruelty, ignorance of a thousand years
Weighted with torment of iron
River of tears naught seen
Primeval fear of profit
Bewail injustice never been
Shallow breath of last forgotten
Sired of misbegotten
Chains, the locks checked once more
Spirit low, but never broken
Sunrise awakens
Sanctimony prevails no more -
Microdot,
“…the second coming of Carter? I guess Yo Momma got there first!”
Lol, Yo! All this “Yo Momma” talk…
TLGK,
“Which one of you left the attic unlocked and allowed Uncle Steve access to the computer? ”
Lol, I plead not guilty.
Stiletto,
“No wait, Isabelle is right, let’s hear what proof this racist asshole has in his pocket.”
I have a feeling we might be waiting a long time. Looks like he’s adopted Ugly’s tactic: drops in, takes a big dump, then disappears. Kinda like the Australian Koala bear: eats roots and leaves.
By the way, Stiletto, did you notice WordPress locates Uncle Steve in Ohio, USA, and yet his IP address points to an ISP in Amsterdam, Holland? I guess courageous heroic Uncle Steve is so proud of his opinions he’s going through a proxy server.
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Agaya,
“First apologize for bad English and spelling…”
Don’t worry about it. Several regular visitors here don’t speak any English at all, and rely on Google’s Translating tool to understand what’s being said. Hell, you can write in Bulgarian if you like, and others can use Google to understand you.
Bulgaria, eh? That’s great, and Stiletto will be pleased since she is hoping for people from different parts of the world to share their experience of the Obama victory.
“It is incredibly beautiful, and unfortunately there is still no democracy, although membership in the European Union.”
I once saw a documentary on Eastern Europe, and there are some beautiful sceneries. One day… when I find the time and money!
You say it’s not a democracy in Bulgaria, so, how is it set up? There must be a minimum of democracy or Bulgaria would not have been accepted as a member of the EU. Can you describe how it works? I’m interested.
“While such statements as Steve, the world will go back. Let’s not forget what heritage and how issues of global significance remain heritage of Bush’s Cabinet. The war in Iraq and Afghanistan, economic crisis and distrust among people.”
You’re exactly right, Agaya. It is strange to think the entire world has seen this for 8 years, and yet it’s taken that long for America to have more than half its voting population wake up to this obvious fact.
“Agaya”… that’s a real pretty name. Is it your real first name, or a nickname? In any case, welcome! We have a few regulars from Western Europe here, but nobody from Eastern Europe (although there are 3 women from Russia, which is probably closer to you) - I hope to hear from you again.
Mr P,
“This one is titled “Steve Mama behind have so much cellulite, it look like a sack full of kittens In D major mother fucker”. ”
Lolol, between you and Microdot, I can see a BIG MAMMA contest coming near soon.
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Mr P,
“Spirit low, but never broken
Sunrise awakens
Sanctimony prevails no more”This poem sounds really sad and depressing. Did you write it? Are you ok?
Agaya,
Tells us about Bulgaria, I’ve never been there (or anywhere, actually, LOL). I know WOM wants to go to Romania, and I think it’s close to Bulgaria.
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Valérie
This poem sounds really sad and depressing. Did you write it? Are you ok?
Yes Valérie, I wrote it immediately after reading Steve’s post. His post reminded me of the abject fear that people lived in during medieval times. It reminded me of absolute power stifling all dissent with cruelty of the unfathomable. It also reminded me of people who would still cling to that dismal fear although the hope of a new day, a sunny day may be at hand. This Steve is a very inspirational fellow.
I assure you I am just fine and the goofball I have always been lol. Thank you for asking though, you validate that my point was made. This poetry thing is a fairly new concept to me, but occasionally something different drops from my ass.
Whynot,
Lolol, between you and Microdot, I can see a BIG MAMMA contest coming near soon.
We have had some fun with this. Microdot started it and it was hilarious and addictive. The more people we get involved, the better it will be. This could be a never ending post with endless possibilities. Post it when you see fitting. In the mean time I will sharpen my halberd.

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Valérie,
“I know WOM wants to go to Romania, and I think it’s close to Bulgaria.”
I hate to tell you this, but your geography positively sucks. Any idiot knows that Bulgaria is in Toronto, which is part of South Africa, France and Iraq. Ask my good woman Sarah Palin if you don’t believe me.
Mr P,
“Post it when you see fitting. In the mean time I will sharpen my halberd.”
Hehe… the deed is done. Your halberd? Pfff… I’ll go get my anthrax&viagra-fed dead parrot.
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Well well well, I received a delightful email from Stephen T…
Those of you who were here at that time might remember this dude: American, living part of the year in Paris, part in Florida. He wanted to marry an illegal immigrant Chinese girl here in Paris, and I and others here racked our brains to suggest avenues. Rings a bell?
Here is his email:
Why not
Here this is for you all you socialist , left wing bloggers
that have no clue. That think obama is the second coming of Jesus Christ, a muslim, who was not even born in the
usa, a real black con artist. What joke he is going to turn the usa into the islamic republic of america.Who’s donation’s cant be traced as 25m was sent from pre paid credit cards, and whose group ACORN registered people fraudelently but you liberal bloggers all said the same shit about him.
And your blog no chicken shit liberal can speak the truth of all his lies of obama.
Nice eh? Don’t you find it strangely coicindental that:
1) his first name is so close to “Steve”,
2) the contents of the email is so alike that of Steve’s comment,
3) I receive the email not even 2 days after that comment turned up?I guess his Mama’s so fat, when she squats she squashes both Paris and Florida at the same time and by the time she’s finished shitting, there ain’t no water left in the Atlantic ocean.
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Odd stuff from equally odd people. Has the medical field yet perfected head transplants?
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You know when “Steve” was posting here, I found him a big question mark. One moment he was wrapped in his compassion for the plight of Chinese immigrants here in France…as far as it concerned his relationship with his “girlfriend”.
He was rather vague about his background…he was involved in investment banking?
He posted circular arguments and asked curious questions that defied logic. He did come across as not entirely nuts, but then again?If this is indeed the same Steve and he was involved in “Investment Banking” and is posting from the USA, we can probably infer that something very bad has happened to him regarding his job and life.
I might not have been too far off when I joked about the little black thingies crawling out of his crack pipe.
When you ain’t got nothing, you can make two choices, Hope or Hate.
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WhyNot,
“Those of you who were here at that time might remember this dude”
I remember him well, and he gave me the shits after not long because several people suggested things that were worth trying, but all he could say is boohoo and whinge and whinge and not do a single thing about it. It really annoyed me because at that time I was so scared for myself being in the same situation as his girlfriend.
Also he was whinging that he had to pay 3000 or 6000 dollars to go to the American Hospital in Paris. Whinging that it costed him and France was fucked, blah blah, and WhyNot told him just to go to any French public hospital and he wouldn’t have to pay a cent, but oh no, he wanted to go to the American one, and somehow, it’s France’s fault that French hospitals are free for foreigners but foreign hospital are not free even for their own people.
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If you read Steves post, every point he brings up is rumor that is floating around the internet.
Jeanette wasted all of our time with her Obama fake citizenship bullshit…I wasted a lot of my time researching her claims, the “experts” she cited and finally finding out the truth. It is a harrassment technique which has been thrown out of one court after another, but idiots like Steve keep the rumor alive by refusing to even consider reality.
Again, he brought up the ACORN issuue, which was passionately argued by Jeanette as proof that the Democrats were stealing the election. Again, it was a non issue that was started because of irregularities by people working for ACORN…they submitted false names because they were getting paid by the amount of work they claimed to do.
This was grabbed by the conservative press and they made it into a hysterical issue and embellished it to the point where they were claiming ACORN was paying poor blacks to register by giving them free cocaine.
It became an insane rumor that was used to obscure the real problems with voting in the USA which is the deliberate intimidation and disenfranchisement techniques the Republicans have relied on in the past to win elections.
Then his stuff breaks down into purely racist hate stuff…Louis Farrakhan invited to the White House…
In Islam We trust on the dollar bills….
It isn’t worth trying to rebut this garbage. He wants to believe it and iin the closed circles of hate, that is all they want to believe. He didn’t copme here for an argument, believe me. He came here to vent his sick mind and spew hate in an impotent attempt to make himself feel that he had some kind of power.I think his days are numbered because the world is beginning to realize that hope is a lot more powerful than hate!
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Something is strange: all the big spaces between words.
That’s a strange way of writing, but even more strange is: I tried to post a comment leaving many spaces between words, but when WordPress publishes it, it removes all the spaces except just one.
So, WhyNot, how did you manage to insert all these spaces?
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Stiletto,
“how did you manage to insert all these spaces?”
First, yes, WP “cleans up” your comments after you click on the “Say It” button. Among others, it checks all the HTML codes are correct, fixes them if needed, and it removes duplicate/multiple consecutive empty lines and spaces.
To create multiple spaces you have to enter non-breakable spaces, and do this as an HTML code, in this case: ­ (right here, I’m using a trick to prevent the HTML code from being executed, so that you can see the characters you need to type).
The reason I inserted those spaces is because Stephen’s emails (this last one as well as all his previous ones) always have 4 or 5 spaces between words (don’t ask me why), and I wanted to faithfully reproduce this most exciting feature of his writing style.
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Mudrake,
I saw about numskull/numbskull, LOL.
RE: NUMBSKULLS –Sometimes popular usage by the ignorant gives us new spellings, Mudly. The original meaning is NUMB –skulls. I believe (I think–heh heh) your spelling would be derivative by people who didn’t know better.
LOLLLLL, I think Barb means numskull is the exact description for her.
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Guess Who!? The prodigal son returns!
WhyNot, my old friend, and all the other friends old and new (many of whom I haven’t met yet since I last came around)… Hello! You just know I couldn’t let an occasion like this go by without coming back to add my voice to the celebration. After all those years of agonizing over the diabolical Bush regime, I can hardly believe we have finally reached the other side. To say I am thrilled that Obama won is an understatement. I’ve been in shock for days, and it’s still sinking in just how significant it is that we’ve not only gotten rid of the most horrible president the US ever had, but we replaced him with someone who I actually like! For the first time in my life as a voting adult (that’s since about 1978:shock:), I finally voted for someone instead of against someone. It’s a great feeling, as is the hope for the future.
It’s also a great feeling to come back to Pourquoi Pas!
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Shea!!!
It’s just great to see you, my friend, I’m so pleased, you have no idea
“I finally voted for someone instead of against someone.”
Lol, I think your sentiments are shared by many. So what have you been up to, it’s been years since I last saw you!
“other friends old and new (many of whom I haven’t met yet since I last came around)… Hello! ”
Well, they can introduce themselves to you. Let me just say that out of the original PP core, there is just me and Deviant 1 left. Frenchie (you know whom) is no longer here, neither is Francesca, nor Marco.
But we’re not short changed in the least: there is a wonderful crew of regulars from various parts of the globe.
“It’s also a great feeling to come back to Pourquoi Pas!”
I’m sure you’ll find yourself at home again :-]
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So what have you been up to, it’s been years since I last saw you!
Well, not too much. My wife and I bought a house last year, a cheap little fixer-upper. I have been very lazy and have not done much fixing-up, but at least I will never be bored as I now have a to-do list that will last until I am about 98 years old. But we have been busy getting settled in. Our two cats Gabby and Figaro are getting fat and happy, and we added two new kittens to the group, Sally and Leopold.
I have also been a lazy blogger for most of the time that I have been away from PP :oops:. I neglected my own blog for long periods too, which surprised even me because I was so passionate about posting every day during my peak, but then it kind of slowed down. I noticed a lot of blogs went through a similar period… I attribute it to being overwhelmed with all the horribleness of American politics. But even though I drifted away from Pourquoi Pas, I thought of it often, and hoped I could get back here eventually. So, here I am! I have a lot of catching up to do. It’s sad to know that some of the originals are no longer here, but I am happy to see that Pourquoi Pas is as active as ever, with a lot of commentary going on! Maybe the new crew can think of me as that long-lost crazy uncle that wandered back home after a long absence!
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SheaNC,
“Maybe the new crew can think of me as that long-lost crazy uncle that wandered back home after a long absence!”
Lol, we already have a couple of uncles who ARE crazy, but they are not NICE crazy, they are fucking assholes, epecially the “Ugly American” Uncle.
But if you are a friend of WhyNot you must be a nice guy and if you have cats at home you are even better, lol. Anyway, I can tell from what you’re writing that you’re a nice guy.
Ok, I’ll do like WhyNot suggests: I am a 23 year old whore from Russia, I live in France for nearly 2 years now after I left Russia in the back of a truck. I an illegal immigrant here. My only fear is that fascist pig Sarkozy will deport me, but I am starting to feel confident he won’t catch me. I love animals at least as much as humans, which is not hard to do because humans are mostly assholes. I think it’s all.
Oy yes, I like people who don’t bullshit, I hate liars and manipulators.
Also, I used to hate the western world in bulk, but since I’ve been here in this country, and especially meeting people from different countries on this blog, I have discovered that there are many wonderful westerners, not just assholes, lol.
Finally, I have very little education because I only did secondary school, and that wasn’t much because 1/2 the time there was no electricity and the other half we had to run underground because the Russian army was bombing the village, so you don’t learn much in these conditions. But I learned how to use military machine guns and rocket launchers, but because I didn’t bring them to France, lol, I have now learned kick boxing so that I can explain in ways they understand to customers who think I am their slave that I am not a slave. I have a young German Sheperd, Rex, and he stays in the room where I receive customers, and it is usually enough that they behave like human beings, lol.
Do you have photos of your cats? If yes and you want to share, send them to WhyNot in email and he’ll put the pictures in the comment you write and want the pictures in.
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SheaNC,
Hi Stiletto,
it sounds like your life is a lot more exciting than mine :).
“I an illegal immigrant here.”
I think we should all be able to cross borders freely, and live wherever we want. There are a lot of anti-immigration xenophobes in my country who want to build a wall against the outside world to prevent immigration, even while they build miltary bases all over the world, and work feverishly to control the world’s energy resources. Argh.
“humans are mostly assholes. I like people who don’t bullshit, I hate liars and manipulators.”
It does seem as if the bad ones outnumber the good. To be honest, and completely objective, I agree that the majority of people on the planet are assholes. In America, it seems like most people love war, violence, bigotry, and greed, and they want to force the rest of us to live according to their religious beliefs. I think those of us who believe differently are like the earliest little mammals during the last days of the Dinosaurs… rooting around in the underbrush, surviving in spite of it all. In the end, hopefully, we’ll survive.
“I have discovered that there are many wonderful westerners, not just assholes, lol.”
Count me as one of the wonderful ones, not to mention humble.
Actually, I used to be stronger, faster, funnier, better looking, and had more hair. But now, I’ll just settle for wonderful.“I have very little education…”
I read once that people who have little formal education are often more knowledgable than those who have advanced degrees, because they try to compensate for the lack of schooling by educating themselves. So, you have an honorary degree from the school of life!
I’ll try to get photos of the cats to you. One of the kittens, Sally, is a calico and one of her legs looks like it belongs to an orange tiger cat. That’s why we named her Sally after the patchwork character in the movie Nightmare Before Christmas!
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SheaNC,
“Count me as one of the wonderful ones, not to mention humble.”
LOL, me too! But OK, I won’t mention it either, LOL.
“I think we should all be able to cross borders freely, and live wherever we want.”
I think so too. I can see that it would be a huge problem because the distribution of wealth in the world is so bad that if the western countries allowed anyone from the poor countries to come in and settle, the system probably could not function at all, and also we would all be in poverty.
Maybe not, I don’t know. I think in past centuries there was not much difference in the living standard in one country or the next, most peasants and lowly people lived very poor everywhere while the noblety and princes and kings rolled in the gold. So it probably didn’t matter for the system if people moved from one place to another.
But now we really have 2 worlds: the rich one and the poor one.
And yet, we can’t let this go on, it is disgusting that the average French person has 2 mobile phones and wants a third better one, car, fridge freezer etc, and in some countries 90% of people don’t even have running water.
“I read once that people who have little formal education are often more knowledgable than those who have advanced degrees,”
This is good because it means I must be very very knowlegable because I stopped studying after high school! Do you hear this, Kristina? You always sound like you know everything but I know even more than you, LOL!!!
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Valérie,
“Do you hear this, Kristina? You always sound like you know everything but I know even more than you,”
Yes, I hear, and I think SheanNC said something very true. I am sorry if I sound like I know everything because it is simply not true. Not only are there vasts fields of formal studies where I know practically nothing, but I am also very ignorant of many facets of real life. I have a well ordained life, home, university, home, university. I like it because it suits me, but I am also aware I am missing a lot.
I find that I learn a lot of things here that I would never learn at university and for the moment, it seems to provide the balance I need in my life.
Maybe one day ShitStirrer will show up at my front door with his GPS in one hand and an ice-pick in the other, lol.
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For my left out in the cold after birth cousin, Steve:
Why should upper middle class , who have worked hard to have some luxuries in life be forced to give them up to pay for his social programs, because lazy blacks would rather sit on there ass and eat KFC and smoke dope.
This obama is doing the greatest con job in the world on the america people and the liberal left wing socialist press is just sucking his dick about it.
My Darling Stevie,
I’m off to get some low class pleasure, some cigs. Back in a few. Okay.
What a classist statement! As if only people wearing fancy-smancy stuff and doin’ fancy-smancy things do anything amounting to work. WOW!
First. Rich folk don’t pay taxes. Everybody knows that you schlup. They incorporate and poof! No tax man cometh.
Next, you need to go get high, you are on another universe. Get straight, man! Pot Smokin’ KFC eatin’? Who are these people? Shit, I ain’t black, but I can’t afford the dollar menu at Wendy’s. You must be talkin’ ’bout those rich, not paying taxes black folk. Get your fact back, Jack!
Fact. We in Afganistan because all those rich folk are getting tired of being cut out of the drug ring. They be buying their heroin and coce from Mexico, and you know how Mexicans love rich folks. It’s cut with all kinds of stuff: worm wood ground up, oxen poo, left over tekila worms, too.
Osama is on a purity mission, and all the drugs from there go to hospitals in the Far East. They go to Africa to help those folk with severed arms and stuff. That’s why we in Afganistan.
Now, go wash your hair and pubs.
STUPID!!!!
Thank you all!
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Moonlite,
“Why should upper middle class , who have worked hard to have some luxuries in life be forced to give them up to pay for his social programs, because lazy blacks would rather sit on there ass and eat KFC and smoke dope.”
Lol, your cousing Steve sounds like a gigantic asshole. He reminds me of Ugly American, a dude you haven’t yet had the dubious pleasure of meeting, and who pops around here occasionally out of the blue, drops his load of shit, then disappears again for a few weeks/monts.
You make some interesting points about Afghanistan - regarding drugs. I must say that while the original purpose which was to catch Bin Ladden made reasonable sense, in view of the fact the dude is still walking about and laughing his head off at the entire western world, what the fuck are we still doing there? (I’m saying “we” because the French military and others are still there with you US ppl).
What? To help dislodge the Taliban and free the oppressed ppl there? Sure, give me another one, I believe you, thousands wouldn’t.
On a related subject, and also related to the article (yeah, amazing, but it does happen sometimes, lol), I saw on TV last night that the dickhead second in charge of Al Quaeda made a speech throwing a curse on Obama ad a call for continued attack on US. Something about Obama being less of an infidel dog for not being a Muslim, or some equally off the planet religious nutcase rant.
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Hello WhyNot!!!!
I always hate that cross-culture bigotry.
I mean, didn’t you go to court recently? I think it was you. But, anyway:
You go to court here in America, and the judge has all the control. Anytime, the defendent, me usually, tried to say something purposeful, meaningful, like, “Consideing all you guys have said about me, why don’t you just (put in some sensible at the time statement)? Okay?”
The judge then say, “Strike that statement.”
Well, we really need to make these bombing people on the right track. I say, “Strike that from the record, bombing people!”
Okay. I’m off to go look for Antonio Banderas’ ass on the internet.
Later!
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Moonlite,
“Anytime, the defendent, me usually”
LMAO, you competing with me now? Yeah, went to court yesterday. What fun.
“put in some sensible at the time statement”
Lol, I can think of a few suitable ones…
“The judge then say, “Strike that statement.””
The hide of the bastards! No sense of humor.
“Antonio Banderas’ ass”
Lol, you can keep that one.
Oh BTW, I need to tell you something private but I’ve been without outgoing email for 3 days now, so I can’t write you. I can receive emails fine, but can’t send any - keep getting Error 554. Do you have Skype? If so, contact me please, my nickname there is “KuteKoala”.
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Why Not,
No doubt the anti-terrorism group or the Fbi are on to us. I have friends who refuse to write to me or read my blog. They are certain I am being watched….owwwww!I only asked that firms watching me via internet usage, to spread the work around. Many counties should have the privelege of reading, scanning my stuff. But, alas. Eastern Asia hasn’t visited me in eons. I think they are directed to sites with certain color combos, as I understand. Plus, I did write a piece inferring Asian women to hold onto their “encumberances” until Asian men decide to be congenial. Kinda put the kahash to the Asian anti-terorism group watching me.
Well, it could also be that nasty rulers of Burma and all the others are mad right now. whatever.
I’ll download skype again. But, be fair warned.
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Moonline,
“I have friends who refuse to write to me or read my blog. They are certain I am being watched….owwwww!”
That is very sad. I don’t mean to sound mean, but I think they are not very good friends. I hope that if I had friends who were blacklisted I would not desist them.
About the FBI being after WhyNot, LOL, I think it’s not just the FBI, the CIA, the KGB, the DST and the Maffia are after him too, LOLLLL.
“Plus, I did write a piece inferring Asian women to hold onto their “encumberances” until Asian men decide to be congenial.”
I don’t quite understand this. Can you rephrase it please? And also, what is “kashash”?
Did you find Antonio Bandera’s ass, LOL?
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kashaash. I donno. hahaha
if a woman holds onto her encumberances, she will basically refuse sex. No flirting, no nothing. Then Asian men will behave better. It was sort of silly. But, I was tired of the Burma problem at the time of writing the poem. Killing priests?
No. Antonio’s is very buttocks scarce. It must be highly insured. hahaha
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Moonlite,
Kashaash… sometimes when I find a new word, before I go look it up, I look at it and imagine how it is pronounced and imagine what it could mean. I copy nd paste it on its own in a notepad so that I am not inflenced too much by the context where I found it.
It’s funny. Some words make me think of lots of things they could mean, and usually the real meaning is nothing like it, lol. But other words, I look at them, I look and say them loud like I guess they should be said, and they don’t evoke anything in my mind.
So what’s happening in Burma now? Is it anything to do with the Tibet people and the Deli Lama?
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Well, I should look it up. But I’ve had no news come to me lately. I wrote a peom, while Burma was having a lot of problems. There economy was in shambles, basically. Monks were protesting unfair treatment of it people. Now. They had elections, it seems. Also, news from there has been somewhat restricted for awhile.
The other day, I was reading about people going to jail for getting into the wrong websites. Uslually, I’m not so outspoken about Asia. I was just so upset. I try to write general not specific. But, the mother and the young girl look so beautiful dancing together. I love it. It reminds me of when my daughter was younger. We danced together. When the twins were fairly young, we used to dance to Queen. We would have stuffed animals to dance with and throw into the air. It was such a wonderful time with them. Very special.
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Speaking of economies in shambles… Europe is in a mess. Germany has already officially declared a recession, France, Italy and another are expected to follow suit any time.
Factories are closing down, business going down the tube, etc. I saw on TV that they expect over 1/4 of real estates to close shop (not that I feel sorry for them - they’re a bunch of assholes anyway).
In the meantime Sarkozy’s churning out more radar traps…
Oh yeah, things are looking just great!
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Whynot,
“not that I feel sorry for them - they’re a bunch of assholes anyway”
LOL, it’s quite true I found when I was looking for an apartement. They treat you like they do you a great honor to rent you something. You have to prove a thousand things to show you are worthy of paying money to them for their fee plus paying the rent.
I was lucky that I found a private person who didn’t go through a real estate agency.
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well stiletto, lots of folks over have taken to calling him the anti-christ, sighting his world-wide popularity as the reason. (personally i feel it means maybe we are catching up to the rest of the modernized world and maybe getting back to the ideals that this country was founded on) i live in south carolina and the day after the election a church down the street from me had changed their sign to read “pray for america”
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Angiekruger,
“lots of folks over have taken to calling him the anti-christ, sighting his world-wide popularity as the reason.”
Lol, this reminds me of Barb. “pray, repent and repent some more”. Fuck the stupid bitch.
Just wondering, what is your nickname exactly? Angiekruger seems like a first name with a surname attached. Is it so? Or is it some expression in EN I don’t know, lol?
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Well, I wasn’t sure where to post this so decided on what is perhaps the most light-hearted recent article.
Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends and a great long weekend for those lucky enough to have one!
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Angie, do you have a brother named Freddie?
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Batboy,
“Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends ”
Yo! Thanks buddy, I’m fixing to eat 20 raw turkeys to celebrate our chimp’s imminent departure.
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batboy, thanks for the Thanksgiving wish…I had forgetten that it was tomorrow until I saw TLGK’s post.
To rest of the Pourquoi pas readers:
YOU ARE SO LUCKY NOT TO HAVE TO EAT TURKEY TOMORROW!It is the national day of culinary panic in America. People who never cook try to produce a traditionally inedible gargantuan feast. They are putting turkeys in the microwave! People are injured and homes burn down from misguided attempts of deep frying entire turkeys! People are over dosing on sweet potatoes with marshmellow topping. The turkeys are stuffed with a starchy mystery bread mixture. Cans of gelatinous cranberry sauce, (don’t ask, don’t tell) are wiggling on the table and melting into a puddle of red staining goo. As if that wasn’t enough, there are usually mashed potatoes, over or under cooked green beens and something called GRAVY! Gravy is a strange substance which most people have no idea as to how it is produced. Most Gravy in America comes out of cans. It is usually shades of brown, light or dark. When the American Thanksgiving cook tries to produce gravy in their own kitchen, it usually is a starchy, thick vaguely meat flavored liquid covered with at least a centimeter of grease. It is used to enhance the carbohydrate and boost the caloric content of the potatoes.
Then there is pie………………….
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yes stiletto that is my real name lol. i’ve never been to good at coming up with a nickname, perhaps you could think of one for me? happy thanksgiving to everyone! it is an american holiday, but the ideals behind it extend beyond regional and cultural boundries so at the risk of sounding like i got high at woodstock and never came down, lets all hold hands by the campfire!
microdot: yes i did vote for obama and support him wholeheartdedly (voted for hillary in the primary though. love her!) and as whynot will most surely tell you (and maybe deviant1 if he remembers me) i have supported both hillary and obama since the day after the election in 2004. hopefully that is specific enough for you
and no i do not have a brother named freddie, but if i had a nickle for everytime i was asked that question i would have plenty of wealth for obama to “spread around” 
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Angie,
Ok, it’s Angie then. It’s easy to say and write.
“perhaps you could think of one for me?”
Ok, I’ll think about it, but I’m not sure you will want a nickname that comes from here. They are not usually very elegant. I’ve been nicknamed “spoiled brat”, “Ukrainian whore”, “Russian bitch from hell” and I can’t remember what else. WhyNot beats all records I think, lol. He’s a commie bastard slug frog slime and for the rest you have to ask Mr Politeness, I think his title is longer than 2 lines now.
Are you not afraid of using your real name?
“lets all hold hands by the campfire!”
I like you. It’s good because I meet here more and more Americans that are not complete assholes, and it’s nice, lol.
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My apologies Angie, that was an easy joke and most of us use “stage names”. Just don’t call me Mike!
We had a person posting who gave us every Obama rumor going during the campaign as if it was bible fact!
Did you go to Woodstock?
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Angie,
“and as whynot will most surely tell you (and maybe deviant1 if he remembers me)”
You already know WhyNot? Don’t tell me you’re another one of his girlfriends. Deviant 1, I don’t know him much but WhyNot told me he is an old friend.
Microdot,
“Cans of gelatinous cranberry sauce, (don’t ask, don’t tell) are wiggling on the table and melting into a puddle of red staining goo. … YOU ARE SO LUCKY NOT TO HAVE TO EAT TURKEY TOMORROW!”
RFLOL, with your description, yes, I can understand. I have heard English food is not much good, but I didn’t know about American one. Maybe you should do like ShitStirrer and eat the turkeys raw?
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Angie,
Great to see you after so many years, my friend. I hope you didn’t drag Reducto and Noguru along, lol. Poor Reducto… must be at least 3500kg by now, with ears the shape of giant cheetos. Remember the “Fuck Noguru” blog, lol?
I hope you like the bunch of regulars here. Deviant 1 is the only one left from that early blogging days era. The new crew is an interesting mix of people from different places. A couple of fuckwits drop in now and then, naturally, but hey, c’est la vie.
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stiletto,
no not really (afraid of using my real name). although i’m probably being a bit naive. i like you too
microdot,
there are alot of people like that lol. one of my best friends had been repeating things to me about him that she had heard but, fortunately, she’s very open-minded and receptive to learning so after i pointed her towards the truth (he’s not muslim, not that that matters,/ he’s from the u.s./he’s not going to raise taxes on us poor folk etc.) she voted for the first time in her life and voted for obama! (she’s always been a staunch repub lol) -
Angie…. c’est joli, ça change des noms d’oiseaux qu’on nous trouve sur ppblog lol!
Microdot Avez-vous aller à Woodstock?annees hippies?
Je suis allé Skinny Dipping dans le lac et la perte de mes vêtements, peut-être vous souvenez de moi? Vos vêtements “fluo” ou avec des couleurs criardes? LOLLLL Je vous imagine trop !
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Peut-être que vous devriez faire comme ShitStirrer et les dindes manger cru? Il a la dent dur lolAvez-vous aller à Woodstock?annees hippies?Je suis allé Skinny Dipping dans le lac et la perte de mes vêtements, peut-être vous souvenez de moi? Vos vêtements “fluo” ou avec des couleurs criardes? LOLLLL Je vous imagine trop !
RFLOLAngie…. c’est joli, ça change des noms d’oiseaux qu’on nous trouve sur ppblog lol!
microdotMicrodot Avez-vous aller à Woodstock?annees hippies?
Je suis allé Skinny Dipping dans le lac et la perte de mes vêtements, peut-être vous souvenez de moi? Vos vêtements “fluo” ou avec des couleurs criardes? LOLLLL Je vous imagine trop !
RFLOL Angie…. c’est joli, ça change des noms d’oiseaux qu’on nous trouve sur ppblog lol!
microdotRFLOL
ShitStirrer Peut-être que vous devriez faire comme ShitStirrer et les dindes manger cru?
Il a la dent dur lol -
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Whynot,
“Poor Reducto… must be at least 3500kg by now, with ears the shape of giant cheetos.”
3500kg? LOL, that’s bigger than a Yo Moma. Who is/it Reducto? What are cheetos?
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what are cheetos?
You aren’t allowed to have them in France!
Americans eat them before Thanksgiving Dinner with many cans of beer. They turn your entire digestive system a bright shade of florescent yellow and taste sort of CHEESY!Some Americans live on them.
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cheetos are disgusting! you’re not missing anything valerie, but if you like i’ll send you a bag so you can try it just once
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French Potato Chips are much better than Ameican chips…(I’m trying to start a cultural war).
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Angie, Valérie,
“but if you like i’ll send you a bag so you can try it just once”
ARGHHHH! Don’t do it, the package will get confiscated by the FR anti-terrorism squads, deemed as chemical warfare WMDs and Sarkozy will ask Bush to send you to Guantanamo.
Valérie, Reducto… gosh… a long story, and maybe Angie would do a better job describing him. I remember some other blogger posting an article titled “Reducto is a Big Fat Fuck!“, lol.
Have you ever seen Jurrasic Park? Remember the big fat slob, computer nerd, who eats all the time? Well, Reducto is like that, living in his Moma’s basement. The only difference with the Jurrasic Park character is that Reducto wouldn’t even know how to turn his computer on (he calls his Moma to do it), but on the other hand is an expert in spewing idiotic right wing suck-Bush’s-dick discourses all day and night long.
I once wrote and published an essay on him. I’ll have to dig it out.
Angie and I had a great time giving him hell. There was another cretin, named Noguru, who was even worse… yeah, I know, sounds impossible, but I ain’t kidding, am I, Angie?
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Hah! At least Ugly American gets out of the house and down to hiis office in the mens toilet in the Omaha Greyhound Bus Station once in a while.
Just think, your buddy Reducto is having his Thanksgiving Cheetos stuffed with Cheetos, covered with Cheeto gravy with Cheetos on the side! AMERICA IS WONDERFUL!! THANK YOU GOD FOR ALL THESE DAMN CHEETOS!
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Microdot,
“your buddy Reducto is having his Thanksgiving Cheetos stuffed with Cheetos, covered with Cheeto gravy with Cheetos on the side!”
Lol, that’s sound just like him. Hey, I found my essay, published in 2003:
Reducto sues Cheeto Inc & McDonald for having become a brainless, racist, big fat fuck
Ok, Reducto, your Nelson Mandela post did it.
Yes, I draw my hat to you, this time you didn’t just amuse me, you made me angry. I mean REALLY angry.
I admit it: I screamed and was in desperate need of kicking something for at least 10 minutes. See? You do win sometimes.
Then I pondered for quite some time about a suitable retaliation. After I calmed down some, I thought “nah, forget it”. But then more of your delightful inane crap keeps spewing out of your asshole like you have the runs non stop - I guess you must have set up your computer in front of your toilet and that’s where you sit all day long: cheetos go in one end and out the other, right?
In the end, as I’m not very good at anger diatribes, I chose satire instead and decided to reveal this funny underground report about you:
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A tBlogger is suing Cheeto Inc and four leading fast food chains, claiming their fat-laden products made him obese … and ignorant & racist as well. James Yerian, aka Reducto, filed a drive-through lawsuit against McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken.Reducto, a 3-foot-2, 972 kg basement tBlobber at the White House, says fast food makers are liable for his two heart attacks — one suffered in 1996 while inhaling a pail of KFC extra-crispy topped with 24 bags of cheetos, the other in 1999 while pounding Quarter-Pounders and super-size fries gratin with 5-inch-thick layers upon layers of cheetos and gorgonzola.
“I really feel used and violated by Ronald McDonald. I thought I could trust that clown,” said Reducto, who also claims he believed Col. Sanders was a high-ranking U.S. military official who had issued a “direct order from Bush” to eat bucket after bucket of glistening, deep-fried chicken parts sprinkled with truckloads of cheetos.
Reducto said he adhered to a grease-based diet for decades, always believing it was good for him and very holy too, until his doctor told him what most people with half a brain cell already know.
The poor fellow was despondent — couldn’t even whack back a Wendy’s triple bacon burger — until his attorney advised him that the corporations that fattened his waistline might also fatten his wallet.
Reducto further contends he contracted high blood pressure from daily Double Whoppers, high cholesterol from Sausage McMuffins, and diabetes from cartons of cheetos disolved in 4-liter tubs of orange soda. “The fast foot industry wrecked my life,” he blubbered to the New York Post.
Other products that Reducto has consumed because nobody warned him about possible health risks include jars of Hellman’s mayonnaise, Old Spice aftershave, and peanut butter and K-Y Jelly sandwiches.
Reducto suffered fat layer scraping injuries while a crane extracted him out of his basement in order to let him attend the press conference announcing his lawsuit. He was hit by a car on his way and now also plans to sue General Motors for failing to post warnings that their products may cause injury if you walk in front of them.
He is also suing the makers of Craftsman tools for a head injury sustained when he knocked himself in the skull with a hammer that was not emblazoned with the words “Warning: Do Not Hit Self in Head With This Product.“
So, Valérie, … Angie and Microdot are right - you don’t want to touch the stuff!
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Whynot
“inhaling a pail of KFC extra-crispy topped with 24 bags of cheetos, the other in 1999 while pounding Quarter-Pounders and super-size fries gratin with 5-inch-thick layers upon layers of cheetos and gorgonzola.”
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Is he Barb’s husband? What did Reducto say to this?
“Old Spice aftershave“? Isn’t aftershave perfume you put on your face after you shave? People eat that?
Yes, I’ve seen Jurrasic Park, and 2 and 3 also. I liked them very much! I remember the big computer guy too. What a nasty man. The other guy, the insurance guy, he wasn’t much better.
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WhyNot & Angie,
Love your story, man, lol. Can you or Angie invite this fine Reducto specimen over?
“a hammer that was not emblazoned with the words “Warning: Do Not Hit Self in Head With This Product.“”
Dang, I wonder if the same rip-off merchant didn’t trick me too. My hammer is not emblazoned with “Do Not Hit Turkeys in Head With This Product”.
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Pretty good stuff, Whynot. Reductos hemorrhoids must be burning now….he’ll have to stick his head in a vat of “Preparation H”.
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Microdot, WhyNot,
“Reductos hemorrhoids must be burning now….he’ll have to stick his head in a vat of “Preparation H”.”
Lol, I have heard of this, it is something to cure hemorhoids, right?
WhyNot, this old post is really funny, I could never write anything like this. By the way, what are you doing with this translation gadget in the side bar? One day there is something, then it is gone, then another one…
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Stiletto,
“By the way, what are you doing with this translation gadget in the side bar? One day there is something, then it is gone, then another one…”
Yeah, I know. I’ve been playing around with a few, tested them out and wasn’t really happy with any of them. This last one looks more promising. Agaya gave me the source code for it, and it’s quite compact (some of them have code that’s several pages long).
The result is of course still limited by the inherent flaws of automatic translators, Google in this case, but I’m hoping the ease of use will help a bit.
Any suggestion/constructive criticism is welcome.
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Preparation H is an Ameican hemorroid cream. It does something to them. I heard it is used by drag queens under the eyes…for something called a Detroit Face lift. This Reducto guy sounds like he has hemorroids in his brain.
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Microdot,
“This Reducto guy sounds like he has hemorroids in his brain.”
LOL, because he has shit for brains? I think we need him here. We haven’t see Ugly for such a long time, he must have forgotten us. Reducto would be fun.
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We haven’t see Ugly for such a long time, he must have forgotten us.
I hope it wasn’t something I said!
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Microdot,
“I hope it wasn’t something I said!”
Lololol, it could not be, you always give him such nice compliments, like most others too. I think he is overwhelmed and feels too shy to say thank you and how much he loves us.
I wonder if he ever reads back to see what people say after he comes here and says his thing.
Oh, has anyone seen the attacks in Bombay? I heard something interesting that I didn’t know (as usual, lol), about Pakistan, back in history, being created because they were mostly muslim and the hindus kicked out 10 million of them and 1 million died. I didn’t quite understand, but it was something like that. If so, it is not a wonder that muslims don’t like India much.
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ok i want everyone to know i just vomited my thanksgiving dinner all over my laptop lol. and models use prep h as well. and it’s good if you’ve been crying or if you’re hungover….reduces swelling around eyes
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Ya’ll keep talking about all this hatin’ on Obama. I just don’t see it now that elections are over. I did get one mean staring guy come to my counter the other day. He be dressed to the hilt, cashmere 3/4 gray coat. The whole works.
Well, I rang up his stuff, no doubt spyware to keep track of his neighbors, Then, I sacked the stuff. Last, I looked him in the eyes ever so sweetly, as only a cute little country girl can and handed him his receipte.
This wonderful material man began to glare for some unknown reason. I was ready to laugh. Me! A store clerk of Irish/German descent, likened to be lower than a rotten grape on a mud soaked ground, was childishly looking into what this man/person believed himself to be: the arisen savior of the entire stock market crash.
WELL! I let my eyes fall onto his glorious without a doubt purchase of $44.98 printed out in black and white, instantly from his perhaps 24% interest rate credit card. Amazingly, his eyes, they did fall too. Unfortunate for him, my outstreached arm and beautifully defined right thumb was holding the dripping necture of his faithful downward spiral of security.
I handed the guy his receipt, smiled impishly. He continued he very cross expression and promtly left my store.
But, other that this one incident, life has been wonderful in Obama Land. Dr Phil is now owned by Oprah! Horrah for all those kids who were kicked out of their homes because of that ass. The world is a wonderful place. Tonight.
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Angie,
“i just vomited my thanksgiving dinner all over my laptop ”
LOL, was the turkey really bad? Or too many cheetos in preparation H dip?
Moonlite,
“Dr Phil is now owned by Oprah!”
Who’s Dr Phil and what is Oprah?
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Dr Phil and Oprah are daytime TV shows. Dr Phil, I think, exploits children’s problems with no good advice. Like, if the kid won’t behave, kick him or her out. Not, find some safe place for him or her to stay and get help. No. Kick those kids out.
It’s a big problem here in the States. Parents fight all of the time, kids get drunk, high, have sex. Then, parents kick the kids out. Plus, the culture of the US is for kids to get drunk, high and have sex.
Oprah is a black woman, who got rich off of daytime TV. She does try to speak to real issues without exploiting the people. She was a big Obama supporter. She has a book club. She donates to people down on their luck. Things like that. She, like Obama, tries to give hope. Oh, she had a horrible upbringing, too.
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oprah is wise, wonderful, all-knowing being and the world would be a horrible place without her and i will bitch-slap anyone who says otherwise
moonlite i’m curious do you watch the doctors? and if you don’t mind me asking what city do you live in???
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I’ve watched Oprah back in NZ and she finally gave me the shits because she wouldn’t stop talking about herself.
Years ago I guess her show sort of concentrated on concrete issues - and must have seemed pretty hard-hitting at the time - but she never seemed to miss an opportunity to drop something about how fucked her childhood was or her inspirational battle with her weight. I guess to give the richest woman in America some credibility when dealing with average people.
Now from the little I’ve seen her show consists largely of lightweight gossip-column fluff.
I will give her though that with her show it was never obvious that the “guests” were paid trailer trash and hillbillies hired to bitch-fight, hurl their glass of water at one another and get carried off by the bouncers. As for that pompous, benighted fuck Doctor Phil though don’t get me started… Even the name “Doctor Phil” conjures images of the creepy moustachioed uncle who visits once a month with his little black bag and funny smell of hospital soap and iodine . No one seems to know anything about his background or what he does but you’re still obliged to go and sit on his knee let him hug you a little too familiarly… what a twisted, hate-filled arse!!
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batboy,
I agree about Dr Phil. What a work in progress. I don’t like your uncle either.
Oprah? Ha. a few months ago, I was having trouble getting my legal drugs from the pharmacy. Ya know, drug pushers all look like me, I suppose. But, I devised a scheme. I watched Oprah for a week. Then, I went over to the pharmacy to make my complaint. During my earnest conversation about the problems of drug pushers in America, I added a quote from Oprah. Like, “Oprah says dha, dha, dhadi dah.”
The pharmacist gave me her best condescending smirk, and formally refused to give me my prescription. But, I did give it a good try.
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angiekruger,
No. I prefer all doctors to perform their duty on me, then, let me leave feeling better. I don’t watch doctor shows on TV either.
But, I had to have my first ever chest xray recently. I had some kind of infection. When the tech girls put up my xray, they were shocked. Evidently, I’m a mutant species. My lungs are shaped like two wings. sorta like this - () () but longer, going to my knees, I believe.
*kidding about the knees* they are weirdly shaped though.Please, write again. You have interesting questions. I’d love to bitch slap a lot of people. lol!


